Ready To Learn About Helium?
Whether you want to read through Helium articles that explain antennas, placement, and optimization, or take an online course to accelerate your Helium knowledge, or hire me for a consulting session, you’re in the right place to learn about Helium.
I’ve recently (Dec 2021) won a Helium Noble Award for “Most Helpful Community Member” in the entire ecosystem, and I can’t wait to prove that to you!
Do You Learn Best By Reading?
In depth articles clearing up the most confusing aspects of a complex (and profitable) network. These are some of the most often cited resources in the world of Helium
Want To Take An Online Course On Helium?

Helium Basic Course
Want to skip reading through hours of my blog and the rest of the internet? This one’s for you. I’ve recorded the standard flow I walk clients through when I do the Custom Consult. This video is just under and hour, and includes resources I only make available to paying clients.
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Easy to learn tried and true methods for maximum
HNT rewards.
$149

HeliumVision Masterclass
The most expensive thing you can do with your hotspot is decide WHERE you’re going to place it. It’s also the thing that has the most impact on your earnings. This HeliumVision Masterclass shows you how to use a powerful tool to make the most of every one of your Hotspot deployments.
- Learn how to use the most powerful tool on the market for assessing potential Helium Hotspot location.
$149
Want A Custom Solution?

Large Scale Helium
Hotspot Deployment
If you are deploying Helium Hotspots at scale and need help with your workflow, including location assessment, managing installations, and payouts, I occasionally open time slots for new clients. My goal with these is to help you build the structure to manage for maximum efficiency and optimizing earnings at scale.
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Hotspot Troubleshooting Service
If you’d like a dedicated Helium Hotspot Rescue Tech to schedule a call with you and go through getting your hotspot back online, we can do that.
- We have gotten hundreds of hotspots back up and running in under an hour.
- If your problem is fixable, we’ll fix it.
$250

Custom Helium Strategy & Placement Optimization
Want to get on a video call with an expert and have all your questions answered? I’ve been deploying and helping others deploy Helium Hotspots since September of 2020. I’ve seen just about every configuration out there, and I can usually tell at a glance if a deployment will do well or poorly. When you hire me, all of that experience and knowledge is put at your disposal. I’ll make sure you are maximizing your opportunity, whether that’s with one or a thousand hotspots.
- Helium can be very confusing. I’ll clear it up so you save money, save time, and deploy the most profitable hotspot(s) possible for you.
- After our call I’ll provide follow-on support for 30 days via email plus an additional 10 days after you get your hotspots in case those come much later.
- Many clients are booking the consult session well before their hotspots arrive in order to have plenty of time to apply the strategies you’ll learn, some of which take time to execute.
$500
I’m super stoked to help you get the most out of the Helium network and opportunity! If you’re nervous about hiring a stranger, please read the About page, go through all my articles on Helium, read the testimonials below, and cruise around this blog. You can also read the write up that Helium has done on Gristle King (my company), here.
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Expected Equipment costs
At the high end (remote placement completely off grid with cellular backhaul and solar) you should expect to spend $2-3,000 on equipment including the hotspot. Cost variation is due mostly to the amount of solar panels/battery you’ll need.
At the low end (connected to grid power & internet) equipment costs will run approximately $3-600 excluding the hotspot.
Payment & Terms:
Custom Helium Strategy & Placement Optimization – $500
Large Scale Helium Deployment – Fleet/needs dependent
Payment up front in USD (PayPal, wire, check, or Zelle), BTC, ETH, or HNT. Crypto prices are calculated using current 24h high on Binance.us
No guarantees on the HNT you’ll earn, that is out of my control.All consulting work for the Standard Strategy & Placement Optimization will be considered complete within 30 days of our initial scheduled meeting.